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...but they'll want their money back
If you're alive at thirty-three~


Another year down and done with. Still hangin' in there, yup yup. Happy Birthday to me. :)
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ARGH WHAT THE HELL!
What did you just do to my ScrapBook, LJ?! The one service of your site I was still entirely pleased with, and you not only change it, you screw up the tags and folders in the move so I now have about 1500 images in a MESS in some crappy new scrapbook system. DX

SO not happy right now.
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John's turn to pose for the mandatory mug shot. X3
I realized belatedly I miscalculated the ruler in the background and made him about two inches shorter than he is, but I'm too lazy to change it. Let's pretend it's closer to 187cm than 183, shall we..? >.>
Onwards!


1. That Mr. Smith is a well-kept specimen. ♥ If prompted, he'll say he's 50 and a couple months. (Which is true. About 130 of them...)

2. The most appropriate and tidy Mr. Marten, John's professional alias.

3. The proper attire to hang around piano bars, cruising for something suitably young and pretty with a taste for handsome elderly gentlemen. Looking good. Feel the classy, be the classy.

4. John knew how to dress with contemporary casual style even before the world ended, and sees no reason to stop now. Also, that scarf owns.


Bonus teddy bear hat! XD


Jessica once asked John, after having known him for a while, if he knew what utterly adorable little critters martens are back when he chose his alias. Sure, faced with a chicken they may be bloodthirsty little fuckers, but they look like happy ferrets in teddy bear costumes.

As a token of her pure-hearted affection, she went ahead and sewed him an awesome hat to keep him warm on the cold winter stake-outs on the roof. Made with love, but mostly with teddy bears. John does so love those exquisitely hand-tailored garments, after all.

John was predictably... overwhelmed by her kindness.
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Hm, it's weird... Over the last week I've occasionally gotten notification messages for comments, but once I go to the entries to answer, they're not there? Anyone else having this problem? o.O
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A line of little Jessica paper dolls in various outfits and styles. :D

1. She looks so odd without her braids and extensions, but also utterly adorable, doesn't she? Although I guess a pre-apocalypse Jessica is probably a bit shorter...

2. Second one a simple traumatize John underwear Jessica.

3. Standard outfit Jessica. I mean, she probably has a few more garments than those exact ones to change between, but that's how I'm used to seeing her. XD

4. And finally flushed, awkward classy-evening-dress Jessica. John insisted I draw that one. I wonder if he realizes that means that in all fairness, I now have to include the teddy bear hat on one of his models when I make the next sheet... >X3
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So, things worked out for brother in the end (at least for now) - thank you, all of you who commented on my last post! (and sorry I took so long getting back to a few of you, holidays getting in the way...)

I'll do another 3-4 chibi commissions to save up for a little treat for myself, though, if anyone's still interested! Just comment and grab a chibi slot while these bebbies still around. :)
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Help..?

I need to raise some money to help out a family member in dire need, and I need to do it fast.
So, briefly open for $5 chibi commissions - any takers..? (You'll get something like this.)

Just comment with your request (links to refs included, please, unless you know for certain I'm familiar with the design) and I'll crank them out as I go tomorrow.

[edit] Commissions closed for this time around. Thanks everyone! :D
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I don't remember if I've posted these here before - I have a feeling I did, but I can't find a post for them so... I guess I didn't. Anyway.

Chibis!

Jessica and her sniper-bitches, Emilio being freaked by John's John-ness, Jessica giving John a hat made with love (so now he has to wear it *wobbly-eyes*) but mostly with teddy bears, John grinding the competition into the dust in Trivial Pursuit, Jessica having been given a classy evening dress as revenge for the teddy-hat, Emilio being all mafioso, Emilio and his brother, Emilio feeling sexually harassed by John's mere existence and John kicking back with a book as per usual.
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Ignore the wonky proportions, it's just a quick doodle to chip at a bit of an artist's block.

Jessica and John have an interesting business-and-pleasure relationship.

He's 45 years older than her. She doesn't see the problem.
She's technically underage. She really doesn't care.
He's gay. She's very persuasive.

Somehow, in the end, it works out just fine. ♥